babies were throwing up all over the place
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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