let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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