would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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