As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this will be a night to untag.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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