I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
