playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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