Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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