Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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