Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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