k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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