I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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