Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
