Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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