Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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