please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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