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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I could fuck to npr.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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