Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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