He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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