Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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