But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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