i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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