Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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