i jhust puked up my retainher.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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