I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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