This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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