I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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