just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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