Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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