I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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