I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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