Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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