White coat. Heels.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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