Midget sex pt 2 tonight
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
