White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Randomize
