We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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