we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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