2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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