He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Is it penis luge time yet?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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