CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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