Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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