So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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