so explain again why im purple
no
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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