I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
These tits shall not be calmed
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