I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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