what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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