We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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