This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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