was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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