question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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