"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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