Apparently you make a good broom.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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