Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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