So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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