I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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