I want to have your abortion
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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